Jeff Ross, Comedy Central’s Roast Master General, had the audience at NYCB Theater, Westbury laughing all night with jokes, songs, and the roasting of Long Island locals.
Here are 5 great one-liners from his show
1) “Betty White is so old she has a vibrator with a hand crank”
2) “She was a cougar, Freddie Cougar, I miss that c*nt” (Ross talking about cougars)
3) “I put a ruffie in the pudding” (talking about Bill Cosby)
4) “ I have an innie, if I get excited I get a stomach ache” (Ross talking about his penis)
5) “Namaste means it wasn’t me” (Ross talks about farting during yoga)
We can’t wait to see you at future events happening at NYCB Westbury, visit NYCB’s Website
and check out comedians Russell Peters, Margaret Cho and Jackie Mason.
